Editor's note: This charming little story almost doesn't qualify
as a fairy tale -- it's really more of a fable. But I am a cat lover,
so just one time, here's a little kitty tale, rather than a classic
fairy story. As of today, EC is caught up with contest winning stories
and poems.
Once there was a kitten named Bandito. He had six toes on each paw and was colored orange and white, like a Creamsicle. He was an appealing creature in every way.
Bandito lived with a little girl named
Princess. Princess had long black braids and a smile like New Year’s
Eve. She was appealing, too.
Bandito and Princess met one Saturday afternoon when she lifted him out of the cardboard box in front of the SuperTarget that formed his temporary home. After a brief exchange of compliments, they agreed to move in together.
Since Princess’s lodgings
were roomier than the box, it only made sense Bandito would join her
there. Princess lived in a rancher with her parents and younger brother
Victor. Bandito followed her without looking back, though the box was
full of his squirming siblings. His was not a melancholy nature.
For
a while, Princess and Bandito were very happy in the rancher. Princess
fed Bandito Waldorf salad three times a day, and he drank water from a
perpetual fountain. In the afternoon they played with string, then had
a nap.
Bandito quickly grew into a handsome adolescent cat. He was dignified but knew how to have fun. One
Saturday afternoon Princess went out with her mother to take care of
some household errands. Bandito took a nap in the pool of sunlight at
the foot of her bed. He was awakened by a nose. A wet black nose, stuck
right in his eye. Bandito hissed and leapt to his feet and arched his
back. Then he took a closer look at the nose.
The
nose was attached to a dog. A completely ridiculous dog, wearing a
penguin suit. Bandito prepared to dispense with the dog, but his paw
was stopped mid-swipe.
“Bandito, no! Bad cat!” a voice said. A familiar, beloved voice.
Bandito
looked up at Princess. Surely there must be some mistake. But no. She
was gazing at the dog with a fawning look that, frankly, didn’t suit
her at all. “This is Marty,” she gushed. “Your new little brother.
Isn’t he adorable?”
Adorable wasn’t
the word that came to mind. Twitching his tail in disgust, Bandito
stalked away as Princess lovingly squashed the puppy.
Bandito
hid under a dresser to think things over. He thought long and he
thought hard. Finally he reached a conclusion: he had to be nice to the
dog. It pained him to think so, but clearly Princess loved the silly
thing, and he loved Princess. If he took the high road, maybe with time
she would see the error of her ways.
Pleased
with his own wisdom, Bandito emerged from under the dresser. He was
feeling a little hungry and thought he could use a bite. Ah, there was
the dog. He was staring at Victor with an idiotic expression. Well,
that was no concern of Bandito’s. He’d just stroll on by, on his way to
delicious …
“Bandito, no!” This
time it was Victor who stopped Bandito. The cat didn’t know what had
happened. One moment he was walking by, minding his own business, and
the next moment he had the dog pinned on the ground, his teeth snapping
at a black and white throat as Victor dragged him off.
Without
even a mouthful of chicken salad, Bandito retreated under the dresser
again to think some more. When he reemerged, it was with the sad
conclusion that he must to leave the rancher.
Suppressing
the urge to run to Princess and rub against her legs—his was not,
after all, a melancholy nature—Bandito waited in the kitchen until the
door was left open, then dashed out.
It
had been several months since Bandito had been outside. The world had
grown colder in the meantime. This seemed ominous, but Bandito tried to
look on the bright side. Perhaps cooler weather meant fewer fleas.
Bandito had the impression there’d been fleas back in the cardboard box.
In
fact, outside the rancher, he found himself thinking about the box a
lot. What had become of his siblings? Why hadn’t he thought about them,
once Princess picked him?
The
truth was, he’d been so proud to be the first one picked, he hadn’t
considered what it meant for the others to be left behind.
But
he would make up for that now. He would make it his mission to find
all his brothers and sisters. He would reunite the family and together
they would prosper, enjoying life’s pleasures in a carefree, dog-free
environment. True, maybe there wouldn’t be as much chicken salad as in
his previous existence, but chicken salad wasn’t every … Zing!
This lofty train of thought was interrupted by the force of a trash can lid, smacking down on Bandito’s head. Ow! Who hits people in the head with a trash can lid?
“Scat, cat!” said an old hag in a housecoat. Bandito staggered away.
He
dragged himself under a car and plopped down. He needed to rest. It
felt like maybe he had a concussion. “I thought old ladies were supposed
to love cats,” he muttered.
“They
either love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s like anything, really,” said an
amused voice behind him. Bandito turned his weary head. A giant tabby
Tom crouched behind him.
“Do I know you?” Bandito asked.
“No, but I know you,” the Tom said. “Mr. Cat of the Manor.”
“Bite me,” said Bandito. “I came from the streets, just like you.”
“Maybe so, but you haven’t been back for a while.”
“It’s that obvious, huh?”
“It’s that obvious, huh?”
“Yup. What happened, did your people downgrade your kibble?”
“Dog.”
“Oh, I’m sorry,” the Tom said. “Still, a dog can be managed.”
“I’m beginning to realize that,” Bandito admitted. “Still, now that I’m out here I’d like to find my brothers and sisters.”
The Tom laughed. “Might as well try to visit all the stars in the sky,” he said. “Go home.”
Bandito thought that was pretty good advice, so he did.
Dawn
Corrigan has published poems and prose in a number of print and online
journals. Some of her other fairy tales previously appeared at 10x10x10 and Pindeldyboz.
Altered image originally by John Batten.
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Enjoyed!!!
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