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July 1, 2016

A Rose Like No Other, By Shari L Klase


Waking suddenly for no explicable reason, Philip rolled over in bed and turned to face Rose. She was stretched straight in her bed, her long platinum tresses splayed around her, wide awake.

“Rose, it's the middle of the night. Why are you awake?”

“I can't sleep,” she murmured.

“It's just the heat of the summer.”

“No,” she whispered.

“It's the heaviness of the baby, then,”

“No.”

He placed a hand on her large belly, full up with baby. She remained silent. He knew what it was. It was all the details of the Christening Party; the elaborate trimmings and the ostentation. Above all, it was the invitations and the guests. Dare they invite her? Dare they not invite her? She, who so long before, had cursed Rose.

Death, she said. But the curse was softened by the kind fairy who had exchanged the death sentence for a hundred year's sleep.

Rose crept quietly out of bed. She thought he had gone back to sleep.

“Where are you going?” he called out to her suddenly.

“To spin.”

“In this heat? Why do you do that?”

“I like to spin. I can plan things. It takes my mind off other things.”

He shook his head. All this was the irony of Rose. She was spinning a Christening Gown for the baby even though she dreaded the whole concept. Why even have a party? Yet, she would; with gold plates and silver goblets. Just like she had when she was a baby. All the same. She loved all the preferences of prosperity. And the old fairy would be invited this time. Would it make a difference?

When the baby was born, she was fair-skinned with a little tuft of powder puff hair and rosy cheeks. They named her Ruby. She was exactly like her mother. Everybody said so. She would be a haughty queen some day; dignified and formal.

The Christening Gown was exquisite; white gossamer with gold threaded trim. Although Rose had dark circles under her eyes, she seemed happy on the Christening Day. The palace was shined to a sheen. Expense was not limited. It was an extravagant affair.

There were twelve gold plates at a special long table. No, there were thirteen. But the thirteenth was embellished with golden rose petals. It was the VIP seat for an old fairy. Would it suffice? Rose wasn't satisfied with  that. She placed over the special seat a warm, lovely shawl she spun herself for the old fairy as an enticement.

The fairies entered in grand array; twelve of them all at once. All in attendance held their breaths at the empty seat; so beautifully decorated. Rose looked pale as her husband draped an arm around her.

Although the old fairy was very late; soup having been served when it could not hold any longer, she finally sidled in. She cast a glance at the soup already on the tables and grimaced. Then she narrowed her eyes at Rose. Rose couldn't decipher the look entirely; only that it seemed a bit cold and she shivered.

The fairy sat down upon her seat; paying no heed to the shawl or plate, almost as if it were her due. They all ate in silence.

Afterwards, it was the time for gifts. One by one the fairies steeped forward with their wands poised over the cradle of the dewy eyed infant. Beauty, song, dance, wealth, poise, charm, sunny disposition, sincerity, serenity, grace and talent. These were the first eleven gifts bestowed on the princess. The twelfth fairy hung back just as before. She didn't want to give her gift just yet.

A wry smile formed on the old fairy's face.

“There will be no hiding behind curtains tonight. Bestow your gift,” she ordered her sibling.

The twelfth fairy stepped timidly forward and touched the baby. “Long life,” she whispered.

The old fairy laughed. Rose sat frozen; but she sighed in relief.

“You thought to circumvent my gift, didn't you, sister?” She looked at Rose and Philip. “You thought to alter slights with your embellishments. I will give the gift I desire to give.”

Rose gasped. She bit her lip until it bled. King Philip rose from his seat.

The old fairy glared at him and lifted a hand. “Sit, you fool. It will not change things.”

She lifted her wand. “This child will have no pretenses. She will be exactly as she wants to be. She will be willful and free. When she reaches her sixteenth birthday, she will shake the shackles of royal domesticity and live to please herself.” She gave her audience a smug smile as they all frowned in consternation. “And to all you that are gathered here, that will be a curse it itself.”

Shari L Klase is a writer who began working her way into the world of publishing a few years ago when a story was accepted in a children’s magazine called, The Kids’ Ark. Since then she has been published in nearly 40 other print magazines and ezines, as well as two children’s story anthologies, and more.

May 17, 2014

The Cell Tower, By Shari L. Klase

                  By Arthur Rackham

Editor's note: Rapunzel and the internet AND a dragon? This fun twist on an old story grabbed me right away.

Locked away in her high tower, Princess Emi sat contentedly among her books. Emi was a lovely girl; her one imperfection being her extreme farsightedness due to eyestrain. The eyestrain came from the hours and hours she spent reading and studying her large library of books, as well as the time spent surfing the Medieval Media. So engrossed was she in her study that she didn’t hear her mother call from the bottom of the tower wall.

“Oh, Emi, dear, could you please let down the rope so I can climb up to you?”

Emi often buried herself in her books to the point where she blocked out all distractions.

“Oh, that girl will be the death of me,” Queen Giselda said. She learned long ago to prepare for Emi’s distractions. She hoisted herself up the tower finding footholds in between the stones here and there. Her hands found greater stability from the vines that grew helter-skelter hither and yon over the face of the tower. Each time she made headway, her body ached with the strain and she cried out, “Oompf”." 
The closer she got to the tower window the more aggravated she became.

Finally, launching her leg up and over the windowsill, she fell, kerplunk, onto the floor. Emi startled at her mother’s entrance.

“Oh, Mother, you frightened me. Why didn’t you call?”

Her mother grunted. “Why didn’t I call? I did call, and you didn’t hear me.”

“I meant on the iPhone, mother.”

“You know I hate to use those gadgets. Oh, Emi, why do you confine yourself to this tower where it is so hard to reach you?”

“You know why, mother. I am protected in this tower. At least, I think I am. You keep climbing it and I’m not sure if an old lady like yourself can climb this tower, maybe someone else could climb it as well. Didn’t you take down those vines over the surface of the tower yet?”

“I am not an old lady! And as for an intruder climbing the tower, I would like some man to scale this tower and take you away from all these books and your dreariness. Don’t you ever want a little adventure, Emi?”

“I have plenty of adventures in my books, mother. Besides, I have great internet reception here. If I wanted a young man I could find him on maidenmatch.com. The world is full of dangers. It could be that some villain would climb the jagged, lofty mountains surrounding our village, get through the sentry guard surrounding the castle and then shimmy up this tower as quick as you please.”

Queen Giselda rolled her eyes. “I don’t see how any villain would even know you are in this tower since you never go out or even make so much as a peep.”

Princess Emi picked up her notebook. “You never know what someone can do if they hack into your account, even with all the encrypted seals I have.”

Her mother pulled the bag from her robe. “Well, you must at least eat. Perhaps, you could be so kind as to throw down the rope ladder when I call tomorrow, so I don’t have to skin my knees on the stones.”

“Of course I will, mother. I’m sorry to be such trouble. Only I feel so much safer in this tower.”

Emi wasn’t being quite truthful with her mother. At least, she wasn’t revealing everything about herself, but what grown daughter likes to feel she is under her mother’s thumb? She actually was on maiden match.com quite a bit. However, she found the assortment of knights, princes and rogues collected there quite boring to be honest.

The princes were all arrogant dowdies that were obsessed with their money and social position. The rogues were more attractive with their devil-may-care attitude but who wants to risk the dungeon for a man? Then, there were the knights.

Their profiles were almost all identical. I slayed fifteen dragons, I rescued twenty-two maidens. Only the numbers varied, as if each wanted to outperform others on the site. “My name is Sir Gallant. I ride a white horse. I am very fond of going on quests. I’m looking for a young maiden who is delicate and comely who will enjoy quiet evenings in the castle after my long day of crusading.” Yuck! Couldn’t be more corny or plastic. She wasn’t interested in even displaying a hanky wave to any of them.

To be truthful, the thing about slaying dragons bothered her the most. Emi studied dragonology since she was a child. She used to collect posters of them until her mother made her take them down. She said it was unladylike and repulsive to fill one’s private quarters with the beasts.

Emi loved the colors of dragons; iridescent green was her favorite. She was sure all that was said about them was not completely true. There had to be a friendly dragon somewhere; one that was not blood thirsty, wanting to rip apart every villager it saw. More than anything she would like meeting a dragon. Of course, locked up voluntarily in a tower it was quite unlikely she would ever meet anyone or anything.

If only Emi wasn’t so preoccupied with safety, she could leave these tower walls and venture out into the real world. Emi had good reasons for being afraid. All her family had been killed by an evil sorcerer. Her entire family had been wiped out; her mother, her father, her sister and her brother. The sorcerer took over her kingdom and would have killed her as well if she hadn’t been rescued by Sir Simon.

Sir Simon took her to his kingdom where King Edward and Queen Giselda reigned. They were enchanted with her because they had no children of their own and adopted her as their daughter. They sheltered and protected her which is perhaps why she developed an unhealthy fear of being stolen away or killed by the same sorcerer or a villain hired by him, intent on finishing the job he had started. So at the age of sixteen she took to living in an isolated tower and let the rumor spread that she had moved far away to another kingdom.

Now at the age of 19, Emi should have been enjoying balls and court functions. Instead, her only activity was surfing the net. Queen Giselda up to this point preferred to let nature take its course and hope that her daughter would outgrow this phase of her life, but now she was ready to take matters into her own hands.

She contacted a certain Prince Garett from a nearby kingdom, who had all the qualifications any future mother-in-law would require in a son-in-law; namely he was handsome, brave and rich. If Emi wouldn’t go to the mountains surrounding their village, the mountains would come to Emi. She sent for Prince Garett so he would ascend the tower, swoop Emi off her feet, and carry her away. Not too far away. It was a nearby kingdom she had selected, after all.

“Whose idea was it to put mountains around this kingdom?” Prince Garett grumbled. “A dragon is an easier conquest than this mountain. If it wasn’t that this Princess Emi was a real piece of eye candy…”

“I beg your pardon!” a voice roared.

Prince Garett turned his gaze to the skies. There, hovering in the air was the most fearsome, iridescent green dragon he had even seen.

“Ho, there. Who are you and how did you get here?”

“My name is Percy. This mountain is nothing to a dragon with wings. Do I understand you’re in the business of slaying dragons?”

“I’m not in the business of it, but I certainly have slain quite a few of you. I haven’t run into any talking dragons lately though.”

“So you think dragons are stupid?”

Prince Garett cleared his throat. “Well, as a matter of fact, I mean, well, present company exempted, I have always found dragons to be a bit on the slow side. If you come down here, I’ll demonstrate my techniques of dragon slaying.”

The dragon laughed. “Ha, if I did, I’d be proving your point, wouldn’t I? Besides, this is not why I want to speak with you. I heard you mention Princess Emi. Do I understand you wish to make her acquaintance?”

“What is that to you?”

“I’m also eager to gain audience with her.”

“Ha, that’s a laugh. I’m sure she’d fall into a dead faint if she even caught a glimpse of you. Maidens are so fragile.”
“Shows how little you know about her. She’s actually quite fond of dragons.”

“And you know this why?”

“I read profiles. Obviously you don’t. Not all of us dragons think maidens are just for lunch.”

“Why read when you can look at the pictures. One look at that damsel put my heart in distress.”

“I’m getting a little tired of this. I’d be out of here right now if I didn’t need you. I know everything about Princess Emi except where she lives. Once you take me to her, we’ll see who she chooses.”

“Um, how did you know I was even coming here?”

“Hey, I’m a dragon with a knack for hacking.”

“Whatever. Suit yourself, dragon. When I meet my lovely Princess Emi, I’ll further impress her by slaying you.”

“You haven’t heard anything I’ve said, have you?”

“You said something?”

Percy found following Prince Garett quite tedious. He often stopped to comb his hair or throw a tirade over a torn button. Plus his pace was too slow to a fast flying dragon. Finally he reached the village. Of course, Percy couldn’t reveal himself to the villagers. Townsfolk were so prejudiced when it came to toothy dragons. He had no choice but to hide.

“Are you there, Dragon?” Prince Garett hollered out.

“Psst, I’m in this tree,” Percy whispered loudly.

Prince Garett looked up. “Oh, there you are. I have to check in with Queen Giselda. She is to point out the exact location of the tower and give me last minute info. I will reconnoiter with you presently. You’re not leaving now, are you? I know dragons are cowards at heart.”

Percy rolled his eyes. “Sure, I’ll be right here.”

As Prince Garett entered the castle, Percy flew from his hiding place and surveyed the area from high above. It wasn’t difficult to spot the tower, or to deduce that a tower would be exactly the kind of place a shy girl like Emi would hide out. His only problem being that he didn’t exactly fit in her tower window. Luckily, the vicinity of the tower was far away from any spies who might be suspicious of a dragon hovering in mid-air.

He flew alongside the open window. He cleared his throat. How does a dragon call a princess? Excuse me, my dear? Yo, yo, Princess Emi? Oh smack, there you are!

In the end, the decision was made for him. He hesitated so long in deliberation at the window that Princess Emi saw him. She squealed in delight. “What a lovely dragon!”

“Thank you, Princess Emi. I’m Percy by the way.”

“Oh, please don’t be formal. Call me Emi. You must be tired, hovering out there like that.”

“I am rather weary.”

 Emi sighed. “I haven’t been out of this tower for years.”

“Perhaps it’s time then. Climb upon my back.”

Emi only hesitated a fraction of a second. She wrapped her arms around his neck and swung aboard his back. “You’re much softer than I would have imagined.”

“Yes, stereotypes are so unbecoming.” He glided down gently like a feather to the ground and Emi slid off him.

“I hardly remembered what the ground felt like.”

“You haven’t had much adventure, have you?”

“Only as an avatar in a RPG game.”

“Hey there, dragon! I thought you were waiting for me,” Prince Garett cried out as he approached them.

“You’re with him?” Emi asked disappointedly.

“Not exactly with him,” Percy replied.

“Excuse me! Focus on me.” Prince Garett pulled out his sword. “I will now demonstrate my prowess and slay this dragon.”

“You will not!” Emi shouted at him.

“Don’t you want me to show you what outstanding qualities I will pass on to our children?”

“No, I do not. I would never even consider having children with an egotistical dragon killing blowhard like you.”

“Why I’m flattered that you know so much about me.”

“I’ve read your profile on Maidenmatch. It disgusts me.”

Prince Garett turned to the dragon. “You see, she loves me. She has found out all about me.”

Percy grinned at Emi. “He never listens.” Pointing to Prince Garett, he asked. “May I?”

Emi nodded. “Be my guest.”

With one swish of his tail he knocked the sword from Prince Garett’s grasp. Then he grabbed Prince Garett with his claw and carried him to the top of the tower, where he deposited him through the tower window with a crash onto the floor.
 

“I believe a cell tower is the place for you.”

Percy landed lightly beside Emi. “What would you say to an escapade with a dragon?”

Emi smiled. “I’d say I’ve met my match.”

Shari L Klase lives in the beautiful Susquehanna Valley with her artist husband and writer daughter and crazy corgi. She loves reading and writing fairy tales and any kind of speculative fiction.


November 29, 2013

Ashes to Ashes, By Shari L. Klase

Editor's note: It's not often that a real new twist is put on "Cinderella," but Shari has done so with this thought-provoking story.

Her name was Ella. These days she was a bag lady, sorting through recyclables for tin cans and glass bottles. Her friend called these items treasures at fifty cents a pound. Some of her friends preferred trash because you could resell trash. One man’s trash was another man’s treasure. But Ella preferred the cut and dry, less complicated recycling bins. She didn’t want to get personally involved in people’s lives, sorting through their identities.

She wasn’t always like this. She had an identity too once. As the mayor’s daughter, she sparkled as a child. She was a spelling bee winner in elementary school. In high school, she was a cheerleader and a member of the homecoming court. She grew up too fast, married too young, divorced too soon. After her marriage tanked, her job fizzled and crumbled into ashes. Now she was a collector of other people’s castaways; she herself being a throwaway of society.

It was this way that Mike Ballast, CEO of Trophy Line, exiting from his taxi, encountered Ella. Mike’s status was prominent in the community. His position was as far above Ella’s as whiskey is from a wine cooler. He was a proud owner of the social graces. But with all his charm and persuasiveness, he had forgotten compassion. He was a self-made man who did not know how he had achieved his true self. His introduction to Ella was a rough one. In his usual hurried gait, he tramped smack into her and would have run over her as if she were litter on the ground if it would not have been for Tipsy.

Ella’s dog, Tipsy, was one that she was never able to disassociate from, despite her circumstances. Tipsy was a feisty little poodle that bit first and determined facts later. When Mike ran into Ella, Tipsy sprang to her rescue, sinking his sharp teeth into Mike’s heels.

“Watch where you’re going!” Ella snarled at Mike.

Mike hardly heard Ella as he was busy dancing around Tipsy, shaking his leg to relieve himself of the vicious little dog.

“Hey, call off your dog,” he snapped at her. Mike was a very snappy person, both in appearance and personality.

Ella turned to face Mike; picked herself up off the ground she had been rudely shoved on and brushed her hair from her face.

“What if I don’t want to?” she answered angrily.

“Suit yourself,” he growled back. “Maybe I’ll just call the police.”

“Police don’t care about little dogs,” Ella said, scooping up Tipsy, who had tired of attacking the kicking man anyway. “Besides, you hit me first. It was self-defense.”

“Do you have any idea who I am?” he boomed arrogantly.

“Of course, I do. I’ve seen you on buses and billboards. Money talks, doesn’t it?”

Mike sighed. He had no time for skirmishes with bag ladies. He would handle this problem the way he tended to all his difficulties. He pulled out his wallet and sorted through his money. He squinted at Ella, sizing up what it would take to shut her up. He sifted through his assortment of bills and tossed a twenty at her feet. Ella looked to him like a girl that would be thankful for anything. She was a $20 impediment in his path. At the same time a rectangular piece of paper floated down to the ground, but Mike was too absorbed in his desire to re-enter his life of office politics to notice. He turned heel and clambered off to the 37th floor of the building he lived and breathed in, leaving Ella like the discarded trash she made a meager life out of sorting through.

The moment he had disappeared Ella’s eyes had shifted from his lofty heights to the ground on which the small rectangular shape had landed. Tipsy was nosing around it unconcerned now about the previous events. Ella swept it up in her hand and peered ominously at it.

Pumpkin Ball
October 23rd
Grand Hall Reception Room
The Merryville

She gasped. It was a ticket to the Pumpkin Ball. It was worth far more than the $20 he had callously tossed her way a few minutes before. Only the socially elite were invited and only those with deep pockets came. Ella narrowed her eyes.

“Thank you for inviting me, Mr. Ballast,” she whispered, “I think I will attend.”

In the local public restroom, she examined her appearance; tangled hair, rumpled sweater, bad fitting slacks. Certainly she was no candidate for the Pumpkin Ball. Once she would have considered herself an applicant for the dance. She had been a princess but now even with her ticket she wouldn’t be allowed to enter in her disheveled state.

The door opened a crack and Ella whirled around. She had to be prepared for anything. Bag ladies and their homeless likes were despised by all. But it was only Lisa, her friend and compatriot. Ella sighed in relief.

“What’s up?” Lisa asked jovially.

“Glad you asked,” Ella responded with a smile. “I’ve been invited to the Pumpkin Ball.”

By Herbert Cole, from artmagick.com

Lisa laughed heartily as Ella told her tale. It was almost too incredible that someone in her or Ella’s position should hold in her hand the key to the inner works of the upper class. She took the ticket from Ella and studied it.

“Well, of course you are going, Ella,” she said in a matter of fact way.

“Look at me. I can’t wear this. Everybody else will be wearing Prada or Dior.”

Lisa’s eyes twinkled. “Come into my larder,” she said, pulling Ella out the door of the restroom. “If you dealt in trash instead of recyclables and visited free clothing bins like I do, you’d have a stash of stuff like me.”

Lisa led Ella down the street to a garage, locked up tight and secure. Tipsy followed eagerly alongside them with his usual gaiety. It was where Lisa conducted her business, at least the storage part of it. On occasion, she even slept there. Homeless people had to make due with whatever accommodations they could scare up. Ella was mesmerized as Lisa started pulling clothing out of boxes and propelling it swiftly to all sides, rifling through, calculating value to each article.

“I’ve made a lot of dough off of collecting some of this stuff. You’d be surprised.”

Then she pulled out a lovely, shimmery, silvery gown. She handed it tenderly to Ella, like it was a new-born baby. It settled softly on her hands like gossamer.

“I was saving this for the right buyer, and now I know who.”

“Lisa, it’s gorgeous. You can’t part with this,” Ella shook her head as she pushed the gown back at her friend.

“Relax,” Lisa said. “It’s on the 24 hour loan system. Just return it by midnight on the 23rd and we’ll be square.” Then she spied Ella’s worn and spackled sneakers. Ella followed her friend’s glance and sighed.

“They don’t exactly go with the dress, do they?”

Lisa smirked. “Only if you need them for a fast getaway.” Then she shoved boxes aside and produced a pair of sparkling heels with a smile. “Keep these. They’ll take you farther. They’re my gift to you.”

Ella gave her a hug. “You’re a saint.” Then she handed Lisa her precious twenty dollar bill. “Rental fee?” she asked.

“Nah,” Lisa dismissed it with a wave, “Use it for a taxi. Every bum needs to be a princess for a day.”

It was then that Ella and Lisa heard the sound of scuffling among the boxes and both remembered Tipsy. He had found a dog’s heaven foraging among the storage in Lisa’s garage. The sound of a contented canine chewing caused Lisa to dive through her inventory and make a wild grab for Ella’s pesky poodle. Tipsy very easily dodged her grip, escaping with a slipper. He sat there, tail wagging, proud of his accomplishment. Lisa frowned at him.

Ella cleared her throat. “Oh, by the way, Lisa, would you mind dogs sitting for me while I’m at the Ball?”

Lisa looked up at her friend from the disarray of boxes. “You know, I never pictured myself as a godmother to a mutt.”

“Well, you certainly qualify as mine,” Ella told her appreciatively. “I’ll never be able to thank you enough.”

“Just have a great time, Ella. And if you run into a prince, be sure to send him my way.”

As Ella stepped lightly from the taxi, she had the air of elegance. She had undergone transformation. She was no longer a miscreant. She fell into her place like a piece of the puzzle. Her gown flowed from her like an extension of herself. Her hair, once disarranged and disorderly now shone sleek like sealskin. Her eyes sparkled almost as luminously as her dress. Completing her classy touch were the translucent heels that clicked out a beat of superior confidence. Ella took the whole scene in her stride.

She melted into the sea of faces at the ball as if she was a pebble on the beach. She washed over them and they meshed into her perfectly. Nobody knew who she was but it didn’t matter. She was just “Ella”; one of their own. She danced and ate the dainty trifles. Was that caviar? Were these truffles? She wasn’t sure. She sampled each one like a kid with a hand in the cookie jar.

“Enjoying yourself, Miss…?”

She whirled around at the familiar voice of Michael Ballast. He was staring at her. Had he recognized her?

“It’s just Ella,” she said simply.

Then she knew that he didn’t know her. What was more; he was running his eyes approvingly over her, like she was expensive merchandise for the buying. Before he considered her a pig in the sty, now he recognized her as a pearl.

“I’m Mike…”

“I know who you are,” she cut in, her words slicing the air.

He smiled at her with all the fawning of a lion cozying up to its prey. “Would you care to dance?”
She nodded curtly and he folded her into his arms. She felt her power over him and it intoxicated her. She smiled deep inside herself because she had the upper hand and it felt good. At the end of the dance, he handed her a drink. He did it proudly as he did everything. She laughed. He looked confused.

“Do I know you?” he asked, his words pouring like olive oil.

Ella winced. “No, I can honestly say, you’ve never known anyone like me before.”

He smiled at her. He found her strangely tantalizing. She was beautiful and mysterious, exactly the kind of woman he had always wanted to meet, but had never found.

“I don’t know why I’ve never seen you before. You are so familiar. Perhaps in Paris? I’m sure I’ve seen you in my travels.”

Ella laughed. “Well, I do get around, and we may have bumped into one another.”

Mike frowned. “Well, I wish I had taken a second look. How could I have stumbled upon you before and not noticed you? You are so beautiful.”

The words cut into Ella’s soul, and she turned away. She knew herself, and she hadn’t felt beautiful for a long time. Hearing the words come from him, though, made her cringe. She suddenly felt her value to be far above the price Mike Ballast placed upon her. She pulled up her chin and stared icily at him.

“I can’t figure out what you are thinking,” he said to her.

“It’s better that way,” she replied.

“I’ve never met anyone like you. Can we get out of here? Will you come with me?”

She couldn’t believe it had been so easy. “NO,” she said flatly. “I’m afraid you’re not my type.”

She turned on her heels and glided from the room. When she reached the doorway, she removed her stilettos and placed them on a table like a calling card.

“Ella was here,” she whispered softly to herself.

She was suddenly glad she was herself and not this new “Ella.” Then she left the building with all the grace and style of a bag lady.

Shari L. Klase spends her days writing and playing with her corgi and her evenings as a custodian, cleaning and devising story lines.





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